Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".