White coat. Heels.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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