New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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