can we get nightvision for the apartment?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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