im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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