You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize