Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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