your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize