if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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