I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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