at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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