if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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