Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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