Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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