I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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