drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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