i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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