Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
A bitchslap is in order.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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