Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I want her autograph on my taint
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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