This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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