there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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