We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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