But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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