You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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