Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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