Yo dont text me then not text me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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