just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Dick very happy bro
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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