I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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