shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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