did you get engaged???
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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