Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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