Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit