Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.