i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
