Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sorry about my life...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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