Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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