Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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