Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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