Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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