i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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