You really coming over, don't trick.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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