You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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