Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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