Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️