He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I got inside last night via doggy door
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.