Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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