the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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