You made me cry and you don't even care
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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