i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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