Having a random hookup so left but love u
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
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its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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