Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.