After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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